Let’s be honest—if the two of you had shared a childhood home, it would’ve ended in scorched earth and matching mugshots. So in His infinite wisdom, the universe made you best friends instead of sisters. That way, your moms only had to raise one of you—because both? That would've been an act of war.
This candle is for your built-in soul sister. The one who feels like family but doesn’t share your DNA, which is honestly safer for the general public.
God made us best friends because He knew our moms couldn’t handle us as sisters. And thank goodness—because now you get to skip the family drama and dive straight into the chaos, secrets, and snack-fueled sleepovers.
Smells like: Destiny, mischief, and too much caffeine
Burns well with: Loud laughs, sarcastic prayers, and a shared alibi
Warning: May cause emotional outbursts followed by ugly laughing
