Meet the candle you didn’t know your emotional support raccoon needed.
“My Emotional Support Trash Panda” is for that friend—the one who's equal parts chaos, caffeine, and questionable life choices… and somehow still your favorite human.
This candle is basically a cozy intervention for your most unhinged bestie. It smells like unconditional support, whispered bad decisions, and a love so fierce it should probably come with a legal waiver. Gift it to your designated mess or buy it for yourself—because let’s face it, you are the raccoon.
Burn it during:
- Unsolicited venting sessions
- Questionable Tinder decisions
- Post-brunch nap comas
- Literally any moment that feels like it should come with theme music
